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Friday, April 27, 2012

Revelation & Disintegration

Hello, Max, and welcome back to our ponderous place for what I consider a very interesting and enlightening post!  Please note it has taken me just a bit longer than usual to return here and offer my report on the doings of the magical world as well as what I've discovered by way of the Sorceress Mary Morgan's journals, but I have to admit I deliberated for quite some time over how much I should pass on here today.  Our subject matter?  Why, magic, of course, but spells in particular!

First, however, a quick hello and a gracious thank you to our friends and followers, old and new, who are visiting.  If you happen to be here from Twitter or my personal Facebook page, you may very well recognize my lovely little avatar there to your left, offering a fin in greeting.  As always, you are all welcome to stay as long as you wish, visit the archives, comment if you like, and come back often with friends!  All I hope is that you enjoy yourselves enough to pop on over there to your right and click the Join This Site button.  The more the merrier!

Now then, let's move on to those spells I mentioned.  The following documents are, as you probably know, pages from one of Mary Morgan's many journals.  One may not have considered this before now, but the Sorceress was once unschooled in the ways of magic herself.  As such, she kept meticulous notes on important matters like spells, curses, hexes, charms, enchantments, and so on. 

First we have the relatively harmless Revelation Spell.  As the Sorceress admits here, she used this spell to discover just exactly what she was up against when she found herself face to face with that bio-mechanical madman Mortimer Kilsmore.  I found this document particularly enlightening since we have featured the Deviant Kilsmore here in our ponderous place more than once.  As you can see by the cogs and gears secreted away inside him, he is potentially a great deal more malevolent than we may have first believed.  I find this all the more reason to alert the magically uninformed, particularly since we've been warned relentlessly that our world is on a collision course with that of the magicians! (Yikes! And double yikes! I say.)

Moving on quickly, this next bit I have to show you is indeed far more alarming than the first.  In this rendering, the Sorceress shows us what takes place when the Disintegration Spell is used.  Unlike the previous spell, this magic should surely be considered a weapon!  Fortunately Mary Morgan was wise enough to note that this spell should only be used against an immortal enemy (to buy time for whatever reason, I suppose), and that all others will perish permanently!  (This, I feel, is certainly deserving of another Yikes!)

And now, as alarming as it may be, I feel I would be remiss if I did not present you with this fearsome representation of a combination of these two spells.  When used in tandem, it appears this magic strips away the victim's outer facade to reveal their inner true natures, but what I wonder is...do they survive this daunting magic? As much as I have recently learned of the Sorceress Mary Morgan, I can honestly testify that she is certainly an unmatched Warrior for the Greater Good of Mankind and so would never use this sort of Revelation and Disintegration lightly, nor for her own gain.  So far, I have had little opportunity to ask magical members for counsel on this matter, but be assured, I will. 

In closing, I would like to thank you all once more for stopping by and express my hopefulness that you will indeed return (with friends).  I expect I'll have a great deal more to report by the time we meet again and it is my fondest hope that you will find it all as fascinating as I do.  Until then, by all means, do Dream Big!
 

Wait! 


What's this?

What's going on here?!

(Oh, how very rude!

P.S.  If you would like to further investigate the magic we discuss here at Ponderous Things, you would be wise to invest in my Buggy Crenshaw books or Magpie & Dilly.  All are available in both paperback and Kindle editions.



Tuesday, April 17, 2012

A Confounding Conundrum!

Good morning, Max, and welcome back here to our ponderous place for a quick, but gracious recap of our Magpie & Dilly giveaway that took place over this past weekend.  I'm very happy to report that there are now a great number of new ebook owners who have the opportunity to immerse themselves in the wonderful world which we ramble on about here at Ponderous Things.  I truly appreciate their interest and hope they enjoy Magpie & Dilly and will share with us their opinions as soon as they've finished reading.  (Readers, sorry if you missed the Magpie & Dilly giveaway, but please take note that the Kindle version, normally $2.99, is still on sale at Amazon for a paltry $0.99!)

Now then, let's move on to what I consider the very best part of blogging:  welcoming new friends and followers!  It appears more people have chosen to join us here and I couldn't be happier.  Thanks so much for your interest.  I hope you all have time to stay and wander about, and take in the marvels of the magical world that is the setting for my YA novels featuring Buggy Crenshaw.  It is indeed a spectacular place as you'll quickly discover if you were to browse earlier posts (prior to last week's about the Magpie & Dilly promotion, of course).
 
Although it may seem that we've recently taken a turn toward deviance in our offerings (i.e., the case files like this one which we posted two weeks ago, along with other more disturbing references), I assure you there is much good to be discovered in the magical world.  Aside from Buggy Crenshaw, the Sorceress Mary Morgan comes quickly to mind.  It is by way of this Warrior's journals that I have been able to share such an enormous amount of information about that other world.  I would like to continue this effort in light of the fact that we've been warned numerous times that our world is about to collide with that of the magical! (Yikes!)

It is mostly for this reason that I have steered our offerings toward the more deviant characters you may begin to see running about.  Can you imagine someone like Mortimer Kilsmore showing up at your school or office one day, or that dastardly Solomon Sleekwood sneaking about your neighborhood?  (Personally, I shudder at the mere thoughts of such Deviants lurking!)  
 
It may seem far-fetched, or frankly impossible, but according to my sources, it is all well within the realm of possibility!  It is for this reason that I continue my efforts to educate the magically uninformed.  I will not, however, dwell only on the dangers and disparities of that other world.  Allow me to remind you of some of the allies we met previously:

To our left is a photo of the highly revered Mystic Madame Zoetricious Bovari who is yet to be featured for her role in the Buggy Crenshaw adventures despite a number of other Seers who've made their marks. I am particularly excited about her upcoming part in my WIP (work-in-progress, of course) Buggy Crenshaw and the Infinite Sisterhood: The Seventh Sister. Madame Zoey, you see, is truly a wonder to behold, but enough about her for now.  Should you wish to know more, please explore the Buggy Crenshaw adventures, beginning with Buggy Crenshaw and the Bungler's Paradox.



Also pictured here is none other than Jinga, the Master of Pain.  As of this writing, I know very little about Jinga, except that he was one of Mary Morgan's teachers as well as a formidable ally.  Do please remember I have literally dozens of Mary Morgan's journals, most of which I've not yet perused, so it's very likely we will be seeing more of Jinga in the near future here at Ponderous Things and possibly elsewhere, but again, I cannot say more.

One thing I will happily point out, however, is the Ponderous Things header:
Here, you see Mary Morgan's renderings of her valiant allies Finneus Plight, Scalliwag Jack, Epitimous Dorsey, and Parsimonious Creed, all of whom have granted me permission to post their images here.  Of these Warriors, only Scalliwag Jack has so far made an appearance in print: you will find his debut in Magpie & Dilly as key member of a secretive network of spies for the Greater Good of Mankind!

As much as I would like to continue this parade of Do-Gooders (as they are known in their world) and sing their praises, I suspect it would be best to limit this sort of information until I know it is safe to offer it.  Far be it from me to put anyone's life in danger by sharing their image here, or their role in that other world without their permission, or of course, the proper precautionary measures.  Likely, you're curious but once you finally decide to immerse yourself in the Buggy Crenshaw adventures, you'll better understand this confounding conundrum!

Until then, I wish you all happy days and, as always, I implore you to Dream Big!

P. S. If you've not yet visited my new website, now is an excellent opportunity to do so!  There, you will find more information, drawings, links, and reviews of my books (along with some secret pages IF you can find them)!  I highly recommend a visit there, and I strongly encourage you to contact me for any reason that suits you.  The image below is a link that, once you click it, will whisk you off to a new and wonderful place I like to call my other home! Have fun!





Thursday, April 12, 2012

Magic & Imagination!

Hello, and thanks for stopping by for a rather unusual post.  Normally, I like to scribble (and doodle) things that pertain to the magical world in which all of my books are set, but today (and all weekend, actually) I have a special announcement I'd like to whisper in your ear:
What?! (you ask) What's all this?  Something is...FREE?!

Absolutely!  Rather than my normal (odd) post this week, I'd like to invite everyone (and their thousands of friends, of course) to please help themselves to a free Kindle edition of my latest book!  Magpie & Dilly (A Nexus Series Tangent, Book 1) will be available as a free download on Amazon.com from Friday, April 13th through Sunday, April 15th.  If you don't have a Kindle ereader, Amazon has free apps available that will allow you to read Magpie & Dilly on your computer, your iPad, or even your phone!  How splendid is that, eh?!
Now, please allow me this:  I will be the first to admit that the more downloads that take place, the higher my sales rank will be on Amazon.com, but I (like most other writers I know) am also thrilled at this opportunity to give back some of the support and gratitude I've received from my readers. 

So let's call this a celebration, if you will, as well as a means of thanking friends and followers, old and new, for helping spread the word about my books, my blog, and my website.  Thanks to your incredible support and wonderful words of encouragement, Buggy Crenshaw is now more popular than ever!  

So why not give away a Buggy Crenshaw book?  (you ask, still curious) Excellent question!  

Magpie & Dilly is actually a prequel to the Buggy Crenshaw series of books (In Search of the Nexus) and so will help shed light on that magically bizarre other world. Ideally suited for ages twelve and up, Magpie & Dilly is a fantastic first step toward discovering that magic and imagination are a dangerous mix!

So, there you have it in a rather large and oddly-shaped nutshell! 
From Friday, April 13th through Sunday, April 15th....
 Get your free Kindle edition of my book Magpie & Dilly by simply clicking on any of the images in this post:  the book images or any of those obnoxious banners shouting "FREE!"  You will then be whisked off to the Magpie & Dilly page on Amazon.com where your adventure will begin with a small but mighty click of the download button! 

Dream big, my friends...dream very big indeed!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Fearsome and Despicable!

Hello, Max, and welcome back to our ponderous place in this post-website-kick-off era...That's right, my new website www.rmwilburn.com was successfully launched last week and has received many wonderful compliments from its visitors.  While there are still a few upgrades to be made there, the site is essentially complete with information and links for all my books along with lots of fun drawings and interesting facts to discover.  Even so, I hope my new website will be viewed as the "business end" of our efforts here.  

Speaking of here...I'd like to take a moment to welcome all our friends and followers, and say hello to our new visitors.  If you've never been here before now, I'll promise you have a great deal in store for you, particularly if you're a fan of magic and adventure!  I highly recommend (and would greatly appreciate it) if you would skip over there to your right just long enough to click the Join This Site button so it will be easier for you to be apprised of every move made here on Ponderous Things.  This is, after all, exactly the right place to learn all about the magical world which is the setting for my Buggy Crenshaw books as well as my latest release Magpie & Dilly.  
 

Why is this so important (you might wonder)?   

For very good reason, I assure you:  the Kindle edition of Magpie & Dilly will be given away free this weekend on Amazon.com.  No special links or codes are necessary.  One need only to visit the Magpie & Dilly page on Amazon anytime on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday (4/13-4/15) to download their free copy of the book.  (I also recommend telling all your friends about this giveaway!) 


 
Now, back to our primary purpose here: I thought we might be wise to take pause this week and re-familiarize ourselves, our friends, and our followers with our most recent discoveries pertaining to the magical world. If you'll remember, it was only two short weeks ago that we made a scandalous discovery about the deviant Millicent Manly who tricked us into believing (albeit very briefly) that she was the warden of the Bartleby's Hollow Maximum Security Internment Facility for the Criminally Insane.  Although her ruse was indeed quite clever, we cannot yet verify that any real damage was done.  We are, however, rather concerned with the current whereabouts of the real warden of that facility!



Prior to that incident, we were subjected to the wily and wicked deviant Solomon Sleekwood who tried his hand at extortion.  Despite his disguises and his strangely distorted voice, his identity was nevertheless revealed in the end.  His plan?  In exchange for his freedom (only a small assumption here, not a great leap), he promised information on the recently escaped deviant Tidivacious Ne'erdowell, a Werewolf with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!  Fortunately, the brave and upstanding Witch Esmerelda Bixby (from Magpie & Dilly, of course) immediately blew the whistle on Mr. Sleekwood's con and no harm was done.



As for Mr. Ne'erdowell (that's his file there to your right), I'm sorry to say he is still at large.  According to my sources, this deviant was last seen in the (vegans-only) "chow line" at Bartleby's Hollow Internment Facility approximately one month ago, but was discovered missing shortly thereafter when his friend, the bio-mechanical maniac Mortimer Kilsmore went to visit him in his cage, but found the enclosure empty and its barred door nearly ripped from its hinges!  According to the statement Mr. Kilsmore filed with the (currently missing) warden, he was "very distraught" over the Werewolf's disappearance and claims he's quite concerned about Mr. Ne'erdowell's wellbeing!  His assertion is that someone...er...wolf-napped the deviant Werewolf!


Now, of course, I can't be certain how everyone feels and I'm generally the last person to jump to any conclusions without specific evidence, but personally, I find it nearly unbelievable that a deviant like Mortimer Kilsmore can even spell the word "distraught," and so I likewise question the overall truthfulness of his statement.  After all, he offered no reason for this sinister crime, so one can only ponder why in the world would anyone wolf-nap such a fearsome and despicable creature as Tidivacious Ne'erdowell?!

Still, far be it from me to cast the first stone, but really, if we're to take the word of the deviant Mortimer Kilsmore who is presently serving a life sentence in a maximum security facility for the criminally insane, then what will next be asked of us?  

Knock, knock!

What? Hmm...Who could that be?  Pardon me while I answer the door. I'll be right back to wrap this up..
 


YIKES!  Or not...




Hopefully, we'll be back next week for a closer look at what's really going on in the magical world.  I've suddenly decided it may be wise to start with a deviant's perspective!  

In the meantime, do your very best to dream big!

P. S. For more on the happenings in this magical world we share here, you would be most wise to invest in the Buggy Crenshaw adventures or their prequel Magpie & Dilly.  (Remember, Magpie & Dilly is FREE this weekend 4/13-4/15 on Amazon.com! Be sure to tell your friends!)

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Woo-hoooooo!

What?! What's this? A new website!

Yes, finally! We (Max & I, of course) have at long last staked a new claim in cyberspace and we're (obviously) quite proud of it! (Not that we don't like it here in our ponderous place, of course, our home-away-from-home, but...)

Anyhooo! I'm very excited to invite all our friends and followers to click the link at the top or bottom of this post (anywhere on those bright, shiny letters) to be whisked off to a new and wonderful place named for yours truly!

Once there, you can learn everything worth knowing about my books and current projects, along with some fun facts, idle curiosities, and other ultra cool stuff! 

Do keep in mind, though, that a website is (or should be) a dynamic thing in that it is always changing.  Over the course of the next few weeks/months, updates and new pages are likely to come fast and furious.  As most of you are already aware, I have a penchant for pondering and that applies to all that I do (including websites).  This alone makes change inevitable!

One last thing before you go: please know that this blog Ponderous Things will remain here exactly where it's always been and I will continue to provide weekly insights into the magical world of Mary Morgan, Buggy Crenshaw, and, of course, Magpie & Dilly.  It has been such an absolute pleasure meeting so many people by way of this media that I cannot fathom abandoning it.  So, please before running off, do skip over to your right and click the Join This Site button so you'll have no trouble in finding us here again...and again...and again...

Afterward, off you go to discover our new place while bringing as many friends as you can. Once there, feel free to drop me a note and let me know what you think.

And, as always, until next time, dream big!
P.S. Click those shiny letters!